

Real Life plus TwilightBella: I think she’s gone.Real Life plus Twilight
Jacob: HOLY CHEESE!
Bella: What?
Jacob: LOOK!
Bella: -looks- OHMYGOD EDWARD! LOOK! A SEA! WE COULD TAKE A BOAT AND JUST GO SWOOPT! RIGHT OVER IT AND BE FREE!
Edward: FREE? FREE AT LAST!
Jacob: Guys…One problem.
Edward and Bella: WHAT?
Jacob: There’s no boat.
Edward: No…Boat?
Jacob: No boat. –shakes head-
Edward: I’LL SWIM!
Bella: I CAN’T SWIM!
Edward: WHY CAN’T YOU SWIM?
Bella: I NEVER LEARNED!
Edward: -curses-
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